Bruce: We hack the internet.
Alfred: Hack the internet?
Bruce: Yes, hack the internet.
General: No one's ever hacked the internet before.
Bruce: Well, there's a first for everything.
General: Okay, I like it. But which one of the internets do we hack?
Bruce: All of them.
--from The "rejected" Michael Bay script for The Dark Knight.
I watched The Dark Knight this weekend. For an action-adventure/comic book movie, it was pretty fucking incredible. But after reading Michael Bay's proposed script for the same film, I have to say that my mind was racing with the possibilities of what could have been. Recommended reading for film geeks and/or individuals who believe that Michael Bay is a talentless hack. Easily the second-funniest thing I've read on the internet all month.
In other movie news, Wall-E made me cry. No, really, it's that good.